The notorious lothario said he had a sexual encounter with a random man in a London pub loo after trawling Soho’s gay bars
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In a shock confession – even by his standards – comedian Russell Brand has admitted he had a sexual encounter with a man in a pub toilet back in 2002.
Recounting the story in an podcast interview with fellow Brit comedian Richard Herring, Katy Perry’s ex-hubby candidly admitted: “I w**ked off a man in a toilet.”
The 38-year-old says the shocking scenario was all part of a TV stunt for a documentary he was working on, which aimed to explore social taboos.
And explore it did.
He continued: “I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ’cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.
He then went on, in incredibly fine detail, about his attempt to find a stranger to take part in the experiment.
“I trawled around Soho… going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to w*** them off?’
“And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’. Like as if I was saying: ‘Does anyone want a packet of crisps from the bar…?’
“So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and… he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is… I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag.”
He then goes on to explain (rather hilariously) what it felt like: “I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard!”
A naked mole rat? A NAKED MOLE RAT?
Russell then said the director insisted the stranger play with him too: “So I take down my trousers and pants… and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I w**ked him off.”
He finished off the not-so-steamy sexual episode-sharing by saying he still wanted to do a good job – despite not enjoying it – because he’s a “sexy narcissist.”
The show, RE: Brand, which aired back in 2002, also saw the comedian have a bath with a homeless person and stay with a prostitute and her family.
Russell Brand admits he had a sexual tryst with a male stranger in pub toilet
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